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Choose Wisely

If you are a regular reader, you know that Larry the Raccoon passed away in a tragic trash compactor accident.  It is sad, but do not despair.  Last night Larry came to me in a dream with an urgent plea.  He told me that he was stuck in limbo and needed my help to find the door to heaven.  Even though I was racked with guilt over Larry's death (I may have hit the 'compact' button accidentally when closing the dumpster door), and I had some extra spicy Pad Thai right before going to sleep, I'm confident that Larry truly contacted me from beyond and needs my help taking the next step to eternal happiness.

This is the dilemma that Larry is facing.  Upon arriving in the afterlife, Larry was confronted with two doors.  On either side of the doors stood two Gamorrean guards.  A placard above the doors read:

Hello Larry.  Yes, you're dead.  Before you stand two doors.  One door leads to Raccoon heaven and the other door leads to hell.  You must choose.  To help you choose, you may ask either guard only one question.  One of the guards always tells the truth, and the other guard always lies.  Choose wisely.

Hell if I know which door to choose.  Who knew that raccoons live on after death anyway?  But, since I may have been responsible for his untimely death due to gross negligence, I guess it wouldn't look too good if I just arbitrarily told him to choose a door and doom him to a life in hell.

So I turn to you, dear reader.  Which door should Larry take?  Remember.  One door leads up to heaven and the other down to hell.  There are two guards.  One always tells the truth and the other always lies.  Larry can ask either guard only one question.